Spoiler alert, as always.
With two episodes left and the reappearance of Freddie Lounds at large, the question on everyone’s mind is, what’s going on between Will and Hannibal? Is Will playing Hannibal, or playing everyone else on his behalf? Is Dr. Bloom next on Hannibal’s menu, and is that what it will take for Jack to finally wake up? This week, I present the tweets each character would have sent during the action of episode 11.
@Will_Graham: A certain someone was in my dream again last night J
@Will_Graham: Wtf? I have to eat a songbird whole?
@FBI_Jack: Does anyone else think Will and Hannibal are….closer than normal?
@Mason_Pigmaster: I said I only want Tanqueray. Wtf do I pay these people for?
@Alana_Bloom: Hey guys, just running over to Will’s. Someone call me in like an hour.
@Hannibal: If I have to listen to this piggishness further, I might have to whip up a nice Paupiettes de porc later… @Will_Graham will I see you there?
@Will_Graham: I’ll bring the wine.
@Hannibal: You know I like to pick the wine L
@Freddie_Lounds: And then I said to her, How was my funeral, bitch?
Jonathan May watches too much television, but he’s just playing catch-up from a childhood spent in Zimbabwe. You can read his poetry at owenmay.com, follow him on Twitter at @jonowenmay, or email him at email@example.com.
Hannibal airs Friday nights on NBC. You can read our pieces about previous episodes here.